have you ever been lonely?

ever said to yourself,
"gee.... i'd like someone to take care of"
someone warm and caring

so our latest offering is.... the universal party chick! yea!

the universal party chick....
you'll never be lonely again....
you'll never want for something to take care of...
you'll have something to occupy your time...

well, you say, "what is the universal party chick?"

well, what is the universal symbol of life?
what represents the whole being?............. the egg.... of course

and that is exactly what the "universal" party chick is..... an egg....
and you sit on it, and sit on it, and sit on it, and sit on it, until it hatches -
and then you got yourself a "universal party chick".