what is malt duck?

now, we don't make malt duck.
this product is already on the market.

all we are selling you, in a sense,
when you send us a check is....

well, what we do is grant you permission,
because malt duck is for the idiot inside you, that's right.

well, what malt duck is,
is a combination of malt liquor and cold duck.

so there, you have it...... malt duck, for the idiot inside you.