small but mighty
mighty small and mighty shitty... elf shit scientific

the great white scientific elf sought political asylum
aboard the bathysphere due to his unorthodox views
on the nature of the universe -

his "flat ass society" theory postulates that
we indeed are living on the "Great Big Buns of God"

venturing too close to the edge of the crack and falling into the hairy black abyss
proved too popular for the legions of lemming-like believers
and the elf and his views had to be squelched!

elf shit: "if you're not living on it, you're lying in it!"

he has a degree in normalcy
18 years of study hall, he's done it all .... that and detention, of course
what else is there to higher education ......... study hall and detention