Back in '89, while watching Mad Movies with the L.A. Connection, and loving every minute of it. I decided to do some of my own. And having collected various Dirty Pair TV episodes, I decided to redub them and then Captain Harlock. To this day, we have done over eleven anime features and a parody of the Power Rangers.
Kei and Yuri work for the WWW-A Television
Network, as actresses/spies. Their exploits have been a widely
exploited television show upon the various missions that they go on.
Never, shall it be discloses, how they are taped, but who really
cares with these two ladies, with their busts, the size of Dolly
This episode: Kei and Yuri have been given the challenge of transporting Daren's late uncle Herman to his Cousin Floyd's wake. And Daren is telling them this while other WWW-A stars are going off for vacation, but because of some of the sets they have demolished, plus they're stuck up bitches, they aren't. Trying to get a vacation Daren reminds them that they have jury duty the next day, and can't go.
On the way there, Yuri polishes her nails with some polish from the Serious Cybernetics Corporation. While em is using a used bottle of polish to do her toes. She kicks her mattress because the color ran.
Yuri intercepts a Nintendo game with the names of the high scores, one of which, Kei recognizes a name of a guy who turned porn star, who she went to high school with and tried to date her.
Then they're attacked by some space jockeys who haven't seen a woman since the inception of Eve. They activate Eddie, who transferred from the Hitch Hiker's guide to the galaxy, and is being used as their anti-dating device. Trying to get away, they're stopped by Charlie Manson, who is playing with the ship's armaments.
Kei and Yuri decided to get even and Kei goes and dresses in her birthday suit, which just happens to be a space suit, and Yuri tries to look for a radio station so she won't have to listen to them.
And while Yuri is distracting the guys with the motions of her feminine whiles, Kei launches into a space ship with Moogie, her chaperone. She invades the ship with a laser blaster and a few canisters of gas left over from the BATMAN TV series.
She is confronted by Hawaii 5-0 and New Jersey - 3*. But after she and Moogie have cleared everything up and have subdued the bridge crew, she finds that these guys have a list of potential dates for them. Yuri is interested, but Kei reminds her of their Disney contract, stating that they can't date while under this contract.
As Kei returns, the Dating Game Ship, made by the Barris Corp., comes in and forces them to be on the Dating Game.
After the usual vacuous threats, em and Yuri try to get away, but Jim Lang, host of the Dating Game in the '60's, tells this Clint Eastwood impersonator to get after them.
Not seeing anyway out, em remembers that Uncle Herman is a practical Joker, and might have some fireworks in his coffin. She leaves Yuri to pilot the ship, but she doesn't have her license. While Yuri is going hither and neigh, em is using the stuff she learned from watching MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, trying to diffuse the coffin of the fireworks, and to get the crystalline remains out of there. Once she had accomplished this, she set the timer, and allowed the Dating Game ship to take it, and they put it near the gas tanks.
thinking that they have them, Jim Lang tells them to get ready for their bachelors. But Kei slams the ship into Ludicrous speed. After the Dating Game ship explodes, taking a whole armada of bachelors with them.
returning to the space station, Kei and Yuri bribe Daren into giving them tickets for vacation, or they would let Moogie eat the remains of his Uncle Herman. having no their choice, Daren gives in, and Kei and Yuri get the tickets after giving the remains over to Cousin Floyd.
CAST: Kei: Jennifer A. Young - Yuri: Erlinda Siller - Moogie, Bud, Bachelor #1, Floyd: Joe Eibe Daren, Jim Lang: Rick Hallock - Other voices by the Chico State WHOniversity.
Produced: Directed, Written, Paid for, Transportation, Edited by: JOE EIBE
(* Hawaii 5-0 is named because Hawaii is the 50th state of the U.S.. And New Jersey is the third state of the union.)
Kei and Yuri have been asked to co-star on Fantasy
Island and Dallas on the Network Planet. But on their way there,
they're shot down by a re-run of Buck Rogers in the 24th century.
Hearing this news, Larry Tate rushes into Daren's office and tells him this. But Daren already knows this, but didn't k now that if those two got dates, that they would would be in violation of their Disney contract, and they wouldn't get the money they needed to make those skimpy little costumes they wear.
Back on the Network Planet: Kei tries to get Moogie into his weekly bath, but Yuri tells Kei that she just used up all the hot water, with Eddie. Angered by this, em leaves Moogie with Eddie to repair the ship while they go into the western town.
Once there, Kei gives away part of the plot, and Yuri decides to do some unbeknownst rewriting. While Kei goes to Hop Sing's mobile chuckwagon, and did a Gery Poupon commercial. But instead of taking her credit card, she gave him a token for the arcade, so he could finish his game of SHINOBI
Everyone runs away when they hear the roar of the new mad Max movie that's being made. But in reality, Bobby Ewing and Mod Max;s little brother, Gentle Ben arrive in town.
After going into a bar and tossing out former Star Trek extras and Tattoo, who runs to Kei in fear of Dallas, and tries to get her to reveal her fantasy...
Meanwhile: Yuri is shooting some stuff for Bobby and Big Daddy, who comments on her tush.
COMMERCIAL (VERY FUNNY)
Yuri just makes it back from the commercial as em calls on her earring phone, telling about her desire to kick some butt, or get torching with Freddy Kruger. But unknown to her, Tattoo was listening in from a hole in the roof.
Rorke agrees with the fantasy, and has the writers incorporate it with a raid on Dallas, as they were bringing in some bootleg Blake's-7 tapes. And while this is going on, Bobby is trying to make time with Yuri in 'The Date Scene'. but Yuri, not wanting to break her Disney contract, tosses Bobby out of the jeep and takes it, tanking the martial art movies she watches for those superb moves.
As em breaks through the lines that Dallas set up, she get in the ship and makes it take off, but not before a small confrontation with Yuri, where she messes up her Sassoon quaff.
After finding Bobby in the dessert, Rorke and Tattoo join forces with Big Daddy, to get the Dirty pair out of their hair and into the Gorgeous ladies Of Wrestling (G.L.O.W.). Which Big Daddy likes very much.
After hearing this, Yuri calls Moogie and Eddie to have them call Daren to get their contracts back, or their hit series will become defunct Moogie dosen't have a dime for the operator, and Eddie is confined to quarters. But they do have the ship ready and head for it.
At a local pit, both sides lead em and Yuri in for the auditions, with the G.L.O.W. guys hiding somewhere. This takes a while because they are walking a treadmill. And when they get to each other, instead of wrestling, they catfight, to the shock of Rorke, Tattoo, Bobby and Big Daddy.
Just before we could see if Kei's hair is really red at the roots, Moogie and Eddie arrive in time. Kei tells them that they are from War of the Worlds, and if they don't surrender their contracts, that they will do a guest spot on W-O-T-W, and they would do their cellular match with everyone there, thus killing off the entire cast, crew and guests.
Once inside their ship. em slaps Eddie on his shell, joyously. But this clicks in Eddie's 8-track, which makes him play MARVIN I LOVE YOU, and angered by this, since no one ever made a song for him. Then he fires the Wave Motion cannon from the defunct Star Blazers series, which hits a volatile source, and sets off a chain reaction which destroys the whole planet.
thinking how to explain this to Daren, Yuri suggests that they put it in their annual valentine's day cared. Who really doesn't believe it.
CAST: Kei: Jennifer A. Young - Yuri: Erlinda Hallock
Moogie, Gentile Ben, Big Daddy, Larry Tate, Tattoo: Joe Eibe
Eddie, Daren Stephens, Bobby Ewing, Mr. Rorke: Richard Hallock.
Its the future, and the Ilmedas has takeover the
Earth, and their first thing to do while in command, was to dismantle
all hair salons and barber ships. No one on Earth would over have
another haircut again. Not unless they joined the military, which was
their strategy to bolster their ranks.
Although there were few beauticians, this did not bother the Ilmedas troops, since their hair was always in style, and hardly ever grew, so they never developed hair cutting techniques.
Harlock joined the rebellion, so that he could get a good hair cut. With Tochiro, the fifth member of the Beetles, and a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, they went to Tocarga, with the pot head, Lameemay, who's lips were burnt off with some specially flammable marijuana, and kandar, they rescued Shirly Temple's great- great - great granddaughter; Mira, the last beautician, and a dead ringer for C-Ko, who was trained by Vidal Sassoon. But she died on the way back to earth, and the other toTcarga men there, who joined Harlock on the way to Tocarga, jumped out, so they wouldn't have a mop like Harlock.
After returning in the Arcadia, which was the Beetle's tour ship during their DDT tour, Harlock got a crew together and went off insearch of Vidal Sassoon, who was doing the hair for Janet Jackson on the far side of the galaxy.
Harlock - Gen. Zadur: Rick Hallock Zole: Sten Hallock. Lameemay - Mara Erlinda
Tochiro - Zadur's assistant - Tritur - Randar: Joe Eibe Emeraldas: Jennifer A. Young
And Morgo as the Friendly Drelb.
In 2030, the fans of the Arnold Schwarzenegger
have become incredible fanatics, that most of them have made
themselves into TERMINATOR replicas. Through the financing of the
GENOM Corporation, who wishes to take over the bubblegum industry.
And the only ones to stop them are the KNIGHT SABERS.
The show opens with a few scenes of Celia selling a grizzly nightgown to someone, and Linda teaching a room full of leotard clad women how to swim in the gym. then Priss at HOT LEGS for the Arsineo Hall nightclub Special, where she and her band sing 'THE TIME WARP', as the leader of the Schwarzenegger fan club is found by the A.D. Police for having illegal bubblegum. They shoot at him, destroying his outer covering, which sends him Into a rampage.
This carnage brings out the KNIGHT SABERS. But, unbeknownst to them, they were being filmed by an amateur porn maker, who was going to splice it in with three girls doing 'the funky' together. But it was taken from him after a vice raid.
After the battle, Leon met Priss at a burger joint and tried to pick her up for a burger of Soylent Green, but Priss had one made from Soylent Brown., which Leon found disgusting. (Because if Soylent t Green is made from people, what is Soylent Brown made from....?)
At home: Celia was swimming in LSD. Remembering about the night she called her father at the lab, while he was making the new automatic bubblegum tester. Then the explosion cause by the Stay Puft Marshmallow-Man. Then she remembered the 3/4 inch broadcast tape sent by the ILM squad. In the morning, she is riveted to an ad in the paper asking for four women in battle armor, she calls in the girls.
Celia and Nikki go to the headquarters of S-C-U-D. they are stopped by the guard at the gate, while he was being part of a Jacques Cousteau documentary (Unbeknownst to him.)
They were let in, and entered the office of the General. Where he hired their services to keep the gum industry going, to keep dentists everywhere in business. they are to look for a girl named Andrea, who is their best gum taster. But while going over some information, the General began showing some slides of his trip to the Grand Canyon, where he was tossing his mother-in-law over the side. Then an episode of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, where they were destroying a theater showing ROBOTECH the movie. And while leaving, Celia and Nikki are spied upon by Tom and Crow from the Satellite of Love.
Celia sends her girls out to look for Andrea, Priss is kidnapped by member of the Schwarzenegger fan club while she was looking for the girl. And while driving, they run a red light which sends Priss into an outrage, and she makes the driver crash, snapping her bra in the process. Priss took a bike and ran as the Buma followed.
She finds the place where Andrea was being kept, and found her drawing the nucleogenic contours of the common zygote. Ready to get her out before they forced her into the navy, Andrea says that she can't go, because she has a mural to do. that's when her captors come out.
But not soon after, the KNIGHT SABERS arrive to fight Hanz, Franz and Maria. But as the fight seems over, the head of the fan club merges with the area, to become the biggest TERMINATOR in history.
Priss gets her HARD SUIT on and goes with her mother (Her MOTOSLAVE), and destroys the Nucleus of the Virus. The KNIGHT SABERS go home, Celia to her pool, and Leon tries to pick up Priss one more time
CAST: Celia Stingray: Tami Arens Linda Yamazuki: Erlinda Hallock
Priss & Nikki: Jennifer A. Young Leon, Mason, Colonel, Arnold: Rick Hallock
Quincy, Daly, General, Mark: Joe Eibe
THE DIRTY PAIR: CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS 005: FILE TAPE
-FORMERLY; THE FLIGHT 005 CONSPIRACY-
It has finally come time for those Lovely Angels to renegotiate their contract with the
3-W-A. But, instead of using the old Disney contracts that don't allow them to date, they are trying to get contracts through Touchstone. But, Daren Stephens tells them that they need their contracts notarized by a Notary republican, who were kidnapped earlier.
Going out insearch of the missing Notaries, they stop at a station going over the wreckage, which doubles as a dating service. Then they go over and try to get help from the Great Carnac, but he was no help, so they go over to Zahl. Where, they are met by an investigator from Touchstone. Where he points out a place where they might look. An abandoned warehouse, where the theme from M*A*S*H is being played, and Yuri thinks that this is where Freddy Krueger resides, and is frightened by the ominous tone about it. But then they get a phone call from Dialing for Dollars, which sets off an explosion, destroying the whole warehouse, where only Kei comes out of.
To drown her sorrows, Kei goes to the nearest bar and tries to get a caffeine high by gulping down massive amounts of coke and Pepsi. Not liking her, the bartender slips Kei a Mickie, or it might have been a Minnie, but the investigator from touchstone takes it from her, drinks it, and blows his face right off. Kei is stunned by this, and the bartender tries to off her, but Yuri is there, because she has script immunity, and shoots the barkeep. And while Kei weeps over the dead investigator, Yuri finds a Touchstone studio prop which means very little to the plot.
After arriving back at their hotel room, Kei and Yuri receive a letter they think is from Jokey Smurf, but is really from an advertising agency which represents Kool Aid, and sent them a sample. they want Yuri to negotiate having them do a spot for them. But in reality: It's really an assassination attempt by the Legion of Decency, who are trying to off the Dirty Pair because they wear such skimpy and tight clothing. And just as Yuri is about to get her brains blown out by a guy with a copy of Megatron, em arrives with the Ecto-2 and blows the room to smithereens, in her harlequin costume.
After escaping, Kei and Yuri met up with Darph Nader, but who is really David Nickerbarker, 3-W-A investigations. Who tells them that the notaries are being kept on a satellite run by the Legion of Decency. And helps them get onboard. They rescue the Notaries and destroys the station. But, Davis falls out a gap, and is off like a Starchild.
CAST: Kei: Jennifer A. Young. - Yuri: Erlinda Hallock -
Daren Stephens, Jerry Fallwell III: Rick Hallock
Moogie, David Nickerbarker, HAL-7,000,000: Joe Eibe
URUSIE YATSURA'S LUM: COMEDY OF RUNS-HITS- and ERRORS
Based on the unknown, and only recently written Shakespearian play.
-Names changed because I didn't know most of their actual names at the time (And still don't.)-
Our play begins in the Silverlakes area of Los Angeles, where Mike Jittlov is working on 'The WIZARD RUN' section for his the WIZARD OF SPEED OF TIME, and Sherri comes walking in, and they try to enlist her to work on the movie. But she punches the messenger away, refusing to perform.
Then she stumbles upon Peter Cottontail, who is half starved. She offered him a carrot to refresh him. And to repay her for her kindness, he offers to clean her apartment but she refuses. And when he offers her some other service, she knocks him away from her.
But in the other dimension, the Rabbit cleaners of INABA (Interdimensional Neatfreak Association in Bunny Accouterment, Local 209) Are waiting for Peter to come with the key to the lavatory. But he lost it, and would have to suffer the interminable punishment f ten hours of Rush Limbaugh; with no commercials.
But Sherri has found the key, and tried to eat it, thinking that it was a lollipop. But Lum floats down and suggest that something else. And after creating her latest work of art, a door. She had Sherri inset the key, she opens the door and they fall into a dimension of doors. Lum tries to fly them out, but Sherri has been hitting the haggen Das too much, and so they have to pass through one of the other doors, which sends them into the move: THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME.
But as the cleaning crew is working, they spy the open door, and know who to blame: Peter. After a stern lecture, he goes to get those who have come into the dimension.
Meanwhile: Sherri finds herself on a Ranma video as Peter catches up with her. then they find Lum and Bobby and tells them all that the dimension where they are in is a dimension of creativity. Where all movies that have ever been made are tested. Bobby wonders if any of his pet projects have ever made it. then they go to the locker room, where Peter provides them with rabbit costumes to travel around like he does. But all they find are episodes of ROBOTECH. Until Peter finally takes them to the TICK TOK ROOM. Where they take pixie sticks and make lawbreaker door knobs for the dimensions.
But Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, Brear Rabbit, Flopsy and Mopsy find him and put him on trial. Charging him with things that he shouldn't, and didn't do. Then they prepare to broil him as punishment. But Sherri breaks them out, and rescues her honey bunny. Then she, Lum and Bobby make a dash for the dimension, with the former congressional aides in pursuit.
Sherri is parted from Lum and Bobby as Peter is knocked out, and falls into the abyss. And soon after, Lum and Bobby start fighting, as usual, totally ignoring the threats from bugs. And as she tries to electrocute him, the rabbits change to aggression-mode to try and stop them, but that doesn't help either. they try to stop Lum from destroying all the doors, which Norm Abrahms built. But Bobby escapes into one, where his knob creates his own reality. Where his older self is thinking up a plot of his latest sexploitation film. But this angers the young Bobby, who uses a clown hammer to knock the chili peppers out of his older self. For Spielberg, for Zumeckus and for Fossellius (The creator of HARDWARE WARS.). And after exiting, he throws the knob away, going into a monologue about how he will become OTAKING
But Lum hears this, and tries to destroy him once again. But this time, Bugs and the others are driven to drastic measures. using the sound effect from GET SMART, they used the door and the key which destroys creative possibilities. Which will consign Bobby to do Rush Limbaugh shows. But Bobby doesn't care, until he is knocked into a door where he and Lum, who looks like T'Pring , are getting married after Bobby won his Oscar for "MY LIFE AS A SCHITZO: THE JOE EIBE STORY" but as it was becoming unstable, Bobby tries to save it, but failed miserably (So what else is new....?).
then they are rejoined with Sherri and Peter. Then Peter helps them escape from the dimension, with the other cleaners following. And they manage to get back in time. And once again, Sherri is alone. And as she once again walks the streets of the Silverlakes area, Peter from the skies, nearly hitting Sherri. Saying that he was released from his job, and was looking for a new one, and wanted to be her talent promoter, as Lum was chasing Bobby once again. And a sprite calling out to have his speedos changed.
As Kei and Yuri are causing on the Love Boat, Yuri
is approached by the Italian Hunk, Ricco Coselle, who tries to hit on
Yuri, but she rebuffs him.
We find out that Kei and Yuri are to find out where a stolen gold CD disc, containing the soundtrack from TRANSFORMERS the movie. Which has three more songs on it than the ones released in America. Kei goes undercover as a bar maid, while Yuri is looking around other movie sets for the disc. She doesn't find it on the latest Waltons reunion special. Yuri tries at a chapel; 'Our Lady of the Night'. Where she woke up the priest there.
Then she checks out the nearest cometary, where the whole cast from MANOS is buried, guarded by praying statues of Florence Henderson. She is captured by the Trancers from Full Moon studios. But then she is saved by Ricco as take Yuri's custom car that was given to her by her grandmother: Nuveena, Woman of the Future, while he drove, Ricco tells her about his father's plan to take over Sunbow Pictures and re-make TRANSFORMERS Generation-2 with hand puppets. And after a snappy beach scene, Ricco proposes to her, and she accepts. But Ricco's brother doesn't like this. But their father; Don Howard Cosselle, just goes with it.
Yuri sends an invitation to her boss; Daren Stephens, who with the help of Grandma Maud Frickert, they choose a gift of pork.
Arriving at the chapel, Kei meets Daren, does some spy crap and tells everyone that she has to rush to the hospital because she going into labor. (Which she isn't....) And while the ceremony is going on, Kei dons a habit to visit the Crypt keeper. But before she gets in, she has to fight the statues of Florence Henderson, and calls "LASER TIME, BOYZZ!!", destroys the statues and enters the crypt. Once in there, she finds that there is an intricate CD processing plant, ready to mass produce the soundtrack. Kei is quickly found out by the Trancers.
Kei escapes them, and goes a scene from the Graduate to get everyone's attention. Then Grandpa Frickert activates a cheezy prop that he made for the old BATMAN series for Louis the Lilac, which explodes and fills the chapel up with smoke. But the Trancers got to level-10 and went after everyone they didn't know.
Kei gives the disc to Daren, who is in a rush to get back to watch Babylon-5, but Yuri hasn't followed, and Kei went back in. Where Ricco is trying to bring himself to shoot his intended bride, but can't. Then Kei reminds them about a plot point, like the exploding pizza dough, which sends everyone running out of the place. As Kei Yuri and Ricco escape in a plane, Ricco realizes that he and Yuri really don't know each other very well, and suggests that they wait a while. He gives them the plane a bales out.
It is twenty years later, and to regain their
studio, Sid and Marty Kroft unearth their stock footage of H.R.
Puff-N-Stuff, which was kept in a toxic waste disposal dump, but
found out that this mutated all the characters. Especially
Whitchiepoo and Puff-N-Stuff himself. This prompted Toho Studios to
act, and give us giant mechs for to us, and the POWER RANGERS.
Finding Jimmy and his magical flute; Freddy, they turned Jimmy into
Tommy; The Green ranger, and Freddy into the Dragon Dagger. But,
Tommy lost his powers, and Freddy was kept at the command center.
Angel Grove was having a student/parent/teacher get-together. But Kimberly hesitated to go inside, because she was wearing pink, and through that it make her look fat. But Trini consoled her, saying that everyone thinks that she looks like a guy. But as they go in, they are stopped by the Play-Doh Men, pretending to be in the Spanish Inquisition. And they are watched by Zordon and Alpha-5 (Formerly Ricky Ricardo), who call Jason and Zack to help their female teammates.
But Whitchiepoo send down Moley, the Mole Monster, who stinks to high heavens, and transports the people in the malt shop, into an alternate dimension. But, Billy arrived and noticed that he was late for the 5 o'clock abduction. But, trough the incredible stink of Moley, he hypnotizes Billy, and Whitchiepoo orders him to get Freddy the Flute, and a frosty on the way back. Then is teleported into the Command Center, Where he confronts Alpha, and gives him a wedgie. And after getting Freddy, Zordon tries to stop Billy by bribing him with a kiniche, but Billy isn't interested then disappears.
Soon after Jason and the others have dissolved the Play-Doh men, they find that everyone is gone. Then Zordon summons them to the Command Center, where they find out that Billy is under the control of Whitchiepoo through a crappy special effect. But Zordon sends them to stop Billie from giving Puff-N-Stuff, Freddy. Then, using their power game tokens, they teleport to a sound stage with some Roscoe fog. Unable to move, they watch as Billy approaches Puff-N-Stuff, signing a 'Weird Al' tune. Then Puff-N-Stuff sends the Play-Doh men to fight them. Jason and Zack do catchie little tunes, while Trini argues with a Play-Doh man about being a man, and another one teases Kimberly about how fat she looks in pink.
But Puff-N-Stuff finally manages to get Freddy and teleports to the real world where he summons the Dragonzord, which comes out. Then the rangers summon their Zords, and after combining them into the Megazord, they to do to an intervention with the Dragonzord, who resists.
The Power Rangers eject from Megazord, and are left only one choice to save their parents and the world, give up their power tokens. Which they do, and Puff-N-Stuff reneges, because he's the bad guy. And so they are teleported back to the Command Center, where they are informed that they have a picture of their parents and other, singing old '70 tunes. And they decide to summon Tommy, who arrives at the juice bar and wonders if Peter Townsend was there for a beer bust, then he is teleported away
After re-energizing Tommy with power, he is teleported, to a fountaine where he takes on Puff-N-nStuff, his old fiend. While Gaylord and Squatt are taunting him like the French Knight from "Monty Python's Holy Grail." Tommy manages to rescue Freddy, and uses him to regain control of the Dragonzord with a speech from Julius Caesar. Then Scorpina joins Puff-N-Stuff to fight the Dragonzord. But they can not defeat the Dragonzord. Tommy regains the power game tokens, teleports back to the Command Center, where he faints and falls asleep.
Whitchiepoo once again unleashes Moley, and the rangers go back into action. Moley unleashes his incredibly powerful under arm odor and hypnotizes the ranger, accept for the Pink Ranger. But Tommy revives in the Command Center, with Alpha warming up a thermos of gazpacho. Tommy arrives with Freddy, and knocks down Moley and releases the ranges from his influence. Then Whitchiepoo makes Moley large.
The rangers summon their zords, and form Megazord, with Tommy using Freddy to call the Dragonzord. And after a small skirmish, and checking their personal hygiene, Titanus decides he wants some action and comes into the scene. And complains about his back problems as Mezarod links in and they destroy Moley, which totally grosses out Whitiepoo.
The destruction of Moley returns everyone back to the bar. Where the Rangers are shamefully reunited with their parents. And board Bulk and Skull start a food fight, because their scanner powers didn't pop anyone's head.
A after an explosion at the Genom R&D lab, the A.D. Police was called in to check out for Schwarzenegger fans. But all they found was a broken ice machine, a garter belt and a gold lamie speedo. But this didn't go fully unnoticed by the public as Janet Majors (From the original RHPS) came to find Brad, who has been missing.
She found out that Mason, wanted to take over the Rocky Horror Picture Fan Club and was making Rocky Horror clones from the Schwarzenegger fan club.. Priss tried to stop her as she confronted Mason, only to be stopped by the Magenta clone.
Meanwhile: Celia is being admonished for not handling the first episode well. But she agrees to go on another mission after she is faxed a copy of the script.
Janet is befriended by Linna who tells her, her woes about Brad at aerobics class. Telling about how she feels when Brad reminisces about the day that they met Frankenfurter. But she knows that Frankenfurter is dead, and knows about Mason's plans. Mason knows Jane knows, and has Magenta following them as they have a late night shopping spree through the Ginza.
Finishing the night, Linna finds that the SWAT KATS have taken her van, so the two depart. Linna is almost ran over by magenta, who then goes after Janet. Priss is informed but arrives too late to keep Janet from being killed. So Linna calls together the Knight Sabers to take care of this villainy.
While Mark peeps, they change into their hard suits and go off into battle, while the guys from the Satellite of Love somehow manage to make their appearance in flighty commentary as the girls burst into this warehouse.where the final cast member was being made.\
They fought against Columbia, Magenta, Cyan and Peru, who were quickly defeated by our armored babes. But then came: HIM... ROCKY HORROR.
Unable to defeat Rocky utterly, the Knight Sabers were about to put their final plan into action, only to be saved by the Satellite of Love, with their new death ray for dealing with bad movies.
And like in the original script, the show ends at a cemetary, with a totally inappropriate song.
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