Virtual Vikki's Digipet (better known as
Disky) had started his own investigation into the death of
Virtual Vikki. Disky's findings have been released in a web
expose known only as "The
Since the authorities were not been able to
determine just "Who Dun It" Disky is turned the investigation over to
you the web surfers. Disky rounded up the 'usual suspects and you
selected the most guilty suspect.Guilt by mob rule! Its the American
Way! As it turned out there was a five way tie for "Who Dun' It!" so
all the suspect listed below are guilty. The evidence points to the
cause of death being a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll. The crime, by popular
vote, was committed in the Recording studio and the motive clearly
Tickle Me Elmo
Microsoft Barney Doll
Tropic Desert Isle
Ten Dog Bisquits
stand by a tree over looking Vikki's grave, it's dark and lonely, all
the crowds have left, taking there souvenirs with them. The party is
over. Time to pack up the circus and move on. Vikki is dead and all
the clowns have gone home. Only Disky and I are left and he won't
leave her grave, so we're standing in the pouring rain. Some would
say the heavens are weeping for her, or maybe there weeping for us,
gods what a mess, I can't help thinking how all this started, did I
hate her? Love her? I'm still not sure. I was her best friend, but
yes I was jealous. I admit it. I
did all the work always cleaning up after her and looking after her.
I even dressed her, but did I get any credit? No, it was Vikki this
and Vikki that...hell half the time she'd forget to pay me!
Swan made it sound so simple, faking her death for a cheap
gimmick, so what went wrong, why did FurLink delete all her
back up files, from #furry? How could he be so careless, Disky was
very hurt that Vikki left him behind. When poor Vikki thinking to
pull her own publicity stunt took off with Elvis. He was way to old
for her, and he's never been able to handle her fame. She knew
better, she didn't even tell us where she was. When we finally caught
up with them after seeing the evening star, it was to late he'd
pulled the plug on Vikki in the recording studio were
Vikki was staying till things cooled down. Poor Vikki died clutching
the "Tickle me
Elmo" doll I had given her for x-mas. She
was trying to siphon off the power, I think. I guess it didn't work.
I picked it up, the batteries are gone, no wonder it didn't work.
Wouldn't you know. "Battery not included!"
Jealousy kills, so I guess we were all guilty,
even Vikki in a way, but her death won't be for nothing. I'll keep
her web site up, Swan will go on selling Vikki souvenirs,
FurLink will keep info on everyone if he's not drunk again and
deletes them, and Elvis... well Elvis will stay dead. And Vikki well,
I have to go Disky is digging up her grave., no
wait he's burying something.. and he's covered in mud.
"Come on Disky your soaked through. Lets go home
I'll give you ten doggy biscuits. I guess we'll never know who took
the batteries out of the "Tickle me Elmo," or where they went."
Funny,it looked like a battery that Disky dropped
into the grave.........