Aligator Shoes ~ Bob

A young blonde on vacation in Louisana, wanted a
pair of genuine Alligator shoes, but was reluctant
to pay high New Orleans prices. I'll just catch my
own alligator," she told one shop keeper "so I can
get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of
the store and headed for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted
the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou,
shotgun in hand, with a huge alligstor closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the
eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as
she struggled to haul the carcass onto the
embankment where severl other dead alligators
wer3e lined up. "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in
dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either."