The Small Box Of Eggs

The elderly minister was searching his closet for his collar before
church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a
small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife
into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.

Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their
entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the minister
asked her, "WHY?"

The wife replied that she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings. He
asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that
every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon,
she had placed an egg in the box.

The minister felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly
nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.

She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the
neighbors for $1."