Taxidermist ~ Tony

A guy walked into a bar in West Virginia and ordered a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some Yankee sissy.
The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya?
Where ya from, boy?"
The guy said, "I'm from Florence, South Carolina."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Florence?"
The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"