Please let me win the lotto ~ Tony

A guy named Bill found himself in dire
trouble. His business had gone bust and he was in
serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that
he decided to ask God for help. He begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night came and somebody else won it. Bill again prays...

God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night came and Bill still had no luck. Once again, he prayed...

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are
starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let
me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life
back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Bill was confronted by the voice
of God Himself... "Bill, meet Me halfway on this.
Buy a ticket."